Tale of a married man!

Today is a very sad day for me, I lost my most only precious element, my only body guard, my so called husband committed suicide(left me) today, really sad hun so sad…..Although I stop mourning him but I really missed him, before (leaving) he died he(left behind a note) wrote a suicide note, his note reads.

On this faithful day, it feels sad that I have to kill myself(im leaving you) but feels great am free from the witch I was offered as a wife, from the first day I was dressed in pants and suits  and she was
dressed in a white  beautiful gown, that beautiful gown made her so beautiful that I could not see the evil inside of

Well that day was the most happiest day of my life for I was going to finally get married and leave my bachelor’s life,
little did I know that I was digging my own grave, although she made some polite vows  during the marriage
ceremony. She broke those vows as each day passes by.

For the first week after our marriage ceremony she was like the  most polite being I have ever seen, as caring
as a mother, she asks after every minute, darling would you care for a cup of tea

Darling can I wash your clothes for you

Darling let me iron your cloths

Darling are you not hungry

At then my home looks like heaven

But after the first week She kicks me out of the bed yelling Out saying wake up you lazy idiot…. I darkest night has just begun My husband wrote on his suicide note Finally she realized that I snore while I sleep And slaps me whenever I do

She stops saying the words she use to Say on our marriage night No more I love you before going to sleep No more breakfast no more morning tea I thought is for better for worse But my wife thinks otherwise

Today I can proudly cal her a witch Because that is exactly what she is To all my fellow bachelors I beg you stay lonely … Dear readers  am I really a witch??

Well One day my mother asked me what kind of guy suits you I said Mummy I want a 6.1 ft tall guy With 6 packs like john Abraham And a rich man like bill gates Mummy said

Really I said yes

Then mummy said will you marry talha ???????

I said no he is a bit too rude Again mummy asked

What about Eminem I said no mummy he is a talkative

What about _______________

Oh no mummy he is _______________


He is _____


Don’t blame me people

A perfect girl needs the perfect man

Doesn’t She

My late husband was once the perfect guy

I don’t know why he committed suicide

He was a nice man

He comes home very late but washes my

I really love him

I trained him how to be independent

And he was so independent

He washes

He irons

He cooks

He changes diapers

He baby sits

Oh I miss my Mr independent

Listen guys  I know
I might have been to harsh on him

But how can you
live happily without an independent man

And now the
search is on

For another Mr.


Are you?????




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